Things you should know about me * * * I am a man of deep mystery (except to those SF folks with their quality stalking skills). I have a thing for monkeys (even though I've never seen one in real life). I am in prime physical condition (for lying down). I was once smashed in the face with a pole vault pole (by my best friend). I graduated from Oxford (with a degree in TV/VCR repair). I donate large amounts of money to charity (the owner of C bar has a horrifying, chronic ingrown toenail). I am fun at parties (people get a kick out of ignoring me). When I worked for a general contractor I headed up the aperture detection unit (I found holes in roofs by falling through them).
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