Ways in which I've thrown out my back Sleeping. Grocery shopping. Coughing. Playing frisbee with Chuck Norris. Wrestling lemurs. Running from C.H.U.Ds Walking briskly from zombies. Thinking I was solving Fermat's last theorem when what I was actually doing was drinking a chocolate shake. Pistols at dawn, in the newly fallen snow, with then vice president Aaron Burr. Digging through the DVD outlet bin at Target in a futile attempt to complete my first season collection of Jim Henson's Muppet Babies.
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