Bartopia
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"Um-I'd like a scotch."
"Ok. What do you want?"
"Oh. Uh."
"Well, if you want blended we've got a few over here, and if you want single malt then, well, we've got most of that wall."
"Uh-What's cheapest?"
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"Can I see your ID?"
"Yeah, sure. Here you got."
"Military ID huh. Do you have anything else on you with your name on it?"
"Will a credit card do?"
"Yup."
"Ok, here you go."
"Uh. The name on your ID isn't the same as the one on your credit card."
"Yeah, well, one of the names is my military name and the other one is my civilian name."
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"I'll tell you exactly what's going to happen. Within a week nobody's going to be talking about anything he said. All they're going to be talking about is the official slander and high level investigations. Then it'll all be over."