Let's Get "Real" 11:35 am So I finally broke down and went to KFC last night. I just couldn't resist it anymore. It's totally like that scene from "So I Married an Axe Murderer" where the dad is talking about how they put a chemical in the chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly (whatever that is). 1:48 pm Dude! Dave just called me and told me that GraveDigger is doing a secret show at the Liquid Tornado tonight. They totally fucking rock, plus Dave knows one of the door guys so we should be able to get in for free! Maybe I can get me a hot punk chick to go along with my cold beer! 11:59pm Well, the good news is that the show was even better than I thought. The bad news is that I totally blew my chance with the hot little chick that was at the show. Everything was going great until I bought us a round of shots. It was all bottoms up, and then it sort of went down the wrong pipe and I ended up coughing whiskey out of my nose. There's no way to recover from something like that. No way. I wonder if it'll be another round of joyless, robotic masturbation for me tonight? 12:01am Yup. |