Another Note To Me Hey Dumb-Ass, The next time a woman casually says to you that she needs a "fuck buddy" do not do any of the following: 1) Jump up and down while waving your arms and yelling, "Oh! Oh! Me! Right here!". 2) Start waxing eloquent about your friend who's really cool and has a notorious reputation of being amazing in bed. 3) Wet yourself and pass out. 4) Say something vaguely gay that, under normal circumstances, wouldn't be construed as such but probably will be when you say it thanks to your borderline obsessive refusal to reveal significant personal information. One last thing. Would it kill you to shave more than once a week? You gotta meet me at least halfway here.
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