Ancient Chinese Secret Lunchtime. I'm standing line at my Chinese restaurant of choice behind one other customer. After a period of time whose length is entirely too long for the simple chore of picking out food he finally makes it to the cash register. His plate was a virtual mountain of noodles, chunks of meat, and Lord only knows what else. Now, I'm not a judgmental kind of guy for the most part, but the last thing this guy needed was that much food. It was for that reason that I was a bit shocked when he refused the offer for soup. "No thanks, I wasn't planning on having any soup" Then, curiously, the man leaned in towards his customer as though he was about to reveal that at the bottom of the soup bowl was the key to locker 348 at SFO and he could pick up the package there. Instead he simply said, with no lowering of his voice, "It's good for men!". 
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