Ladies Love Cool Me "So how are you doing? You two got back together? Great. Good. Fucking awesome. Really." "I really should have done this a lot sooner, but, um, do want to maybe go out some time? You're moving? Seriously? At least tell me you aren't going to Canada." "Ok, hang on here a second. Did you just say you are still going out with him?" "Don't be silly. Of course I know she's a lesbian." "It got a bit hazy after that. There are pictures? Well thank God for that." "I don't think this is a good idea. It's officially a bad idea. This bad idea is getting worse. We are in so much trouble right now." Shut up. Please shut up. Jesus, buddy, if you're up there can you do me a solid and make her stop talking? If you do I promise to give up cherry tomatoes for lent. You know what would be great? More contradictory statements and anecdotes. Cause, you know, I'm not quite as confused as I generally like to be in situations like this.
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