Desultory Reason number 48 that mature, long-term relationships continue to elude me: I am terrified by the one year comment I just made with Earthlink for DSL. While I'm as concerned as anybody with the well being of my friends, if you're going to send me an e-mail telling me you've just broken your little toe, there is really no need to include such details as, "...it actually was at a right angle to my other toes until I snapped it back". Being drunk and having access to e-mail is no good. At all. As somebody who is currently experiencing an epic "dry spell" I'm awfully judgmental about what I do get when I get it. When will learn that if I run into J. at a bar the first thing I should do is relegate to the idea graveyard any notion that I might leave before I'm very drunk. Someday, I hope to learn how to read.
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