This is not a guest entry by my girlfriend, because that would be wrong. This is an entry about my girlfriend. Boy howdy, she is the cutest. She has all the adorableness in the world wait, no, the universe. She graduated summa yum laude from the Universitat un Candy, because she is so sweet! My girlfriend rules. If my girlfriend was a type of tree, she'd be the Awesome Tree. If she was a style of fish, she'd be the Freaking Awesome Fish. She is shinier than diamonds, and prettier than kittens, and more delicious than even unicorn barbecue cooked by god. She is so nice, and did I mention she's hot? She is hotter than the sun would be if it were even hotter than it already is, which is pretty smoking, believe you-me. For Christmas, I am going to get her a pony and some sammiches and a
dollar and kisses, and a digital camera.
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