How Did This Topic Even Get Started?
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"You should go to the massage parlor and get a hand job!"
"What? No!"
"Why not? I was actually disappointed when X turned his down."
"That's just...Well...I..."
"Aren't you just down the block from a place? You could go get one during lunch."
"Oh, for fuck's sake."
"It's a good deal. For $40 you get a one hour massage, which is a damn good price, and the hand job is part of the package. All you have to do is tip well. Like twenty bucks."
"I'm quietly horrified."
"Jeez man, lighten up. Maybe you'd like an early birthday present?"
"You're chiming in on this!?"
"C'mon! When was the last time you had a hand job anyway?"
"Ok...Just...Fuck off."