Further Evidence That My Friends Are Just As Weird As I An e-mail recieved from J-Bot Doctor Sifl, I do believe we must try new methods of persuasion. The electric food test, and the nude tests are not having any affect... I think we need to bring in the monkeys. Good heavens Doctor Morlon, have you gone mad? No, doctor, I just know when it is time to meet serious resistance with serious firepower. We'll set the phasers to stun so damn little monkey-fuckers can't do too much harm. Although I have heard rumors that chuchi, the larger monkey of the group, has learned how to switch from non-lethal means to lethal, so I do recommend that we monitor him carefully and keep an emergency monkey containment net close by at all times. Just in case. Your methods are frightening Doctor Morlon. But at least you decided not to let the monkeys have the cans of Crisco this time. That was almost a serious situation. Lucky for us you decided to let us have the Spam grenades for that situation. Always prepared Doctor Sifl. I take no chances. Brilliant my friend, brilliant... Hey, what's that smell??
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