Stop Undermining My Smartness I had it all figured out you see. Sure, you wouldn't be wholly off the mark in saying that I'm often as thick as a whale omelet, but this time was different. I had put my mental back into this. I thought long and hard. Scoured Nexus/Lexus for even the most obscure scraps of information. I consulted the stars, cast the bones and communed with the spirits. I was down with the people. Right as rain. Everything was jake. "A paragon of verisimilitude", people would say of me in hushed tones as I walked by. The Gods themselves took to sending me e-mails asking delicate questions regarding their celestial love lives. I was more than the one eyed man in the land of the blind, I had both eyes and corrective eyewear just in case! Until she kissed me.
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