I Was (Apparently) Drunk at the Pulpit
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By guest contributer Huck
“Rick!”
“ummm… yeah….”
“Jack, ESPN Magazine.”
“Oh. Hi, Jack.”
“I’m calling about –“
“Yeah, Jack, I’m not going to renew that subscription.”
“May I ask why?”
“It’s a fine magazine, Jack. I just never read it.”
“What magazines do you enjoy, Rick?”
“I don’t really read magazines. When I read, it’s usually books.”
“You read books?”
“Yeah.”
*click*