Some Down Sides To Being A Regular I can get drunk enough to get on the bar, then fall off it, and still get another drink (though I suspect that's a one time deal). I will never live down the "Carson Daily Incident". That damn picture. One is easily conscripted into glassware collecting duty should an unexpected busy streak arise. Having to deal with the mixed emotions that come the first time the phone rings and the bartender says, "it's for you.". Seriously. Just give me the picture. When your friends see you having a lengthy conversation with a stripper you have to spend too much time trying to convince them that your not a regular at the local club. Less than 24 hours after the occurrence, a surprising number of people are asking you why somebody was drunkenly yelling both your name as well as "armless monkey" in the bar on Saturday.
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