David Mamet Presents: Where is Thumbkin? Characters: Interior. Night. No stage setting. Thumbkin: Where the fuck is Thumbkin? Thumbkin: Here I am. Here I am Thumbkin: How are you today? Thumbkin: Fine, thank you. Thumbkin: At least one of us is doing goddamned well. Thumbkin: What's the matter? Thumbkin: How can we both be Thumbkin? Thumbkin: You've never met two Tim's at a party before? Thumbkin: That's not what I fucking mean and you know it you little shit. Thumbkin: I know. It is because we are brothers. Of a sort. Thumbkin: Not this shit again. Why do you always bring this crap up? Thumbkin: Because it is a fact. An essential fact. Sounds of distant sirens offstage Thumbkin: Fuck me, they've found us out! We gotta get out of here. Thumbkin exists stage left. Thumbkin remains Thumbkin (offstage): Run Away you idiot! Thumbkin exists stage right. Chased by a bear.
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